PRESS RELEASE: For Immediate Distribution
The game wizards at TSR will release “Advanced Dungeons and Dragons — The Lost Modules” on January 28, 2008. These never-before-published role-playing adventures have finally been unearthed for D&D fans — UNEDITED, IN THEIR ORIGINAL FORM! Recently discovered in the vaults of TSR, they were created by the greatest Dungeon Masters of the 1970s and 1980s, but were mysteriously never released — UNTIL NOW! Play them now for the first time!
THE “LOST MODULES” INCLUDE:
Descent into the ParentLords’ Half-converted Basement (1977)
The Keep on the Masturborderlands (1979)
Expedition to the Video Store of Shame (1979)
The Mysterious Robe Stains of Darkraven (1979)
Adventure at the Tavern of Suspiciously Tall, Deep-voiced Women (1983)
Discovery at the Tavern of Suspiciously Tall, Deep-voiced Women (1983)
Rejection at the Tavern of She-Men (1983)
Return to the Video Store of Shame for Tales of She-Men (1983)
The Skinny Leather Ties of the Chess King (1984)
BRING THEM HOME TODAY AND UNCOVER THE LONG LOST MAGIC OF THE ORIGINAL DUNGEON MASTERS!