My Thing About Grand Theft Auto IV

I’ve never been way into the GTA series. I’ve been medium-into it from time to time. I played Vice City and San Andreas, but never to state of total unambiguous completion. The sad truth is, I am one of those gamers people complain about, who are totally focused on combat simulation, and there are way [...]

The Gauntlet Has Been PWND

It’s been twenty-three hours since 12:00 AM Pacific Standard Time, when Grand Theft Auto IV hit the streets of Los Angeles. My neck is stiff. My wife is mad. My dog is swollen with urine. But after almost a day of Liberty City action, one thing is clear:

The Smallest Problem In The World

A lot of movies these days are “From The Guys Who Brought You” some other movie. Of course, “From The Guys Who Brought You” is a perfectly bland way of saying — if you liked Superbad, you’ll like Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I did like Superbad, and I did like Forgetting Sarah Marshall. However, this dumb [...]

Guillermo del Toro Is Really Directing the Hobbit Movies Really

He is. Or didn’t we know this already? I guess it wasn’t official before. And it is now. Good news, right? In a way it would have been cool to have Jackson do the whole series — there would have been that consistency in tone throughout all the movies. But spending that much time in [...]

Venture Brothers: The Nozzle Has Been Calibrated

Lengthy preview for season 3. Of. The greatest. Show on TV. By which I mean the one I like most.

Now in Paper-Vision: Stephenie Meyer

Stephenie Meyer: an artist’s impression/Illustration by Anita Kunz for TIME First things first: it is obvious that a nerd did not write the cover line on this week’s Time cover. When you see an opportunity for a good Highlander reference, do you take it? Or do you let it slip away?

New Hancock Trailer

Harmless fun. Nice to see some slick CGI use from Peter Berg, who’s directing Dune in 2010.

I Am Breaking Up With You Kotaku

I’m serious this time, Kotaku. We’ve been here before, and I know, I know, I’ve always come crawling back. But this time I mean it. There’s no blame here. We’re just in different places right now.

I Am Back and I Have Seen Speed Racer

Sometimes I get to see movies early. The movie studios all have New York offices, and in those offices they have little plush screening rooms — baby movie theaters with nice sound and no popcorn — and sometimes they invite the press to come in and see movies early, partly in the hopes that we’ll [...]

It’s Hard To Be The First Guy To Think Of Stuff

EDITOR’S NOTE: Today’s Nerd World post, entitled “Wikipedia Brown And The Case Of The Unreliable Swear-filled Encyclopedia,” will not be seen today. Before the author had a chance to write it, he mentioned the idea to someone at work, who told him B.J. Novak from The Office already did a much better version of the [...]

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