Rapture: The Ride

Bioshock is going to be a movie, apparently. Gore Verbinski (who did The Ring and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies) is supposed to direct. Roll saving throw vs. Hollywood soullessness. Wonder how casting will play out — I always thought Atlas sounded like Ewan Macgregor. And I’m looking forward to Keira Knightley saying, “I’m [...]

The First Seven Minutes of Speed Racer

They’re below. In theory anyway. The Yahoomatic streaming looks pretty wonky.

The Day the Steampunk Died

Mostly today I’m trying to avoid listening to bad buzz about Indy 4lalalalalalalalala I can’t hear you.

Iron Sky: This is What the Internet Is For

I’m glad somebody figured it out, because a lot of people were starting to wonder. I’ve always liked the crew that did Star Wreck. Now they’ve done something else: Iron Sky. Not a Star Trek job, not a parody, this is original IP. The premise appears to be that Nazis conquered the moon in 1945; [...]

I’m Starting to Get the Point of That Hulk Movie

There’s a new trailer out for the rebooted Ed Norton version of The Hulk that opens June 13th. It’s here.