Alpha Flight Haikus

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PUCK

Eugene Milton Judd
Overcompensating dwarf
Will punch you in nuts

SASQUATCH

Big, strong and fuzzy
More than just an orange Hulk
Talks smart not dumb

NORTHSTAR

First gay superguy
Uses power to speed-date
Wear super condom!

AURORA

So sexy, could have
Any man, but only wants
Her gay twin brother

GUARDIAN

Canada hero
Wears dumb maple leaf costume
Why country so lame?

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