Let me tell you a little something I’ve learned about scotch. When you drink a lot of it, you feel bad the next day. I’ve learned this before. I will probably learn it again. I think if I take any more Advil I’m going to have toxic shock syndrome.
So rather than do a proper post I’m just going to link to a piece I did for the magazine called Facebook is for Old People. It’s about why Facebook is for old people. Now if anybody out there has a vorpal sword, please come and decapitate me.