Drunk Ewoks

Wow. I almost forgive George for them now.

What’s even more amazing than an Ewok moonwalking is Al Roker as Lando Calrissian!

I believe AR is actually Han Solo. While I generally don’t pity talk show hosts, I think that any Ewok that dry-humped my leg would have a size twelve shoeprint on his furry face, rightquick.

Ewoks are a problem for you?

Ewoks are a problem, period. I grew to disdain them; when I originally saw ROTJ, I was too young to understand how silly they were (I liked Wicket). Lucas at one point admitted the Ewoks were originally Wookies prior to his assignment of Chewbacca to the Millennium Falcon (and the respective tech savvy necessary thereto). I used to comfort myself by trying to imagine the battle with burly Wookies fighting — and then Lucas went and killed that imagined idea by demonstrating the battle on the Wookie homeland in ROTS.

That was awesome. I wish I was an Ewok for Halloween because that was the most hilarious thing I have seen in a while. besides the greatest freakout ever… wow.

oh. my.