Finally, a Samuel L. Jackson iPhone App on the Way

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We’ve gotten iPhone apps from Snoop DoggT-Pain and even MC Hammer. But there’s one celebrity iPhone app that will top them all… the Samuel L. Jackson iPhone app.

Today Heatwave Interactive announced that they will be bringing the “timeless wisdom” of Samuel L. “I-like-to-swear-a-lot-in-my-movies” Jackson to iPhones and iPod Touches everywhere this Winter with iSamJackson.

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The app will be the actor’s definitive soundboard featuring his famous soundbites and “untamed” advice with the “Ask Sam” feature. There’s also a “personality scanner,” where Mr. Jackson will presumably assess your character traits (let me guess — you’re a motherf*cker if you do, or a motherf*cker if you don’t).

Quotes that must be included, or it’s an epic fail:

— His famous quotation of Ezekiel 25:17 in Pulp Fiction.

— The “say what again” part, also in Pulp Fiction. (“Say ‘what’ again! Say ‘what’ again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherf*cker! Say ‘what’ one more Goddamn time!”)

— His outburst from A Time to Kill. (“Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!”)

— And Snakes on a Plane, of course. (“I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!”)

What else do you think needs to be included? I’ll be buying this on day one.

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