Today Heatwave Interactive announced that they will be bringing the “timeless wisdom” of Samuel L. “I-like-to-swear-a-lot-in-my-movies” Jackson to iPhones and iPod Touches everywhere this Winter with iSamJackson.
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The app will be the actor’s definitive soundboard featuring his famous soundbites and “untamed” advice with the “Ask Sam” feature. There’s also a “personality scanner,” where Mr. Jackson will presumably assess your character traits (let me guess — you’re a motherf*cker if you do, or a motherf*cker if you don’t).
Quotes that must be included, or it’s an epic fail:
— His famous quotation of Ezekiel 25:17 in Pulp Fiction.
— The “say what again” part, also in Pulp Fiction. (“Say ‘what’ again! Say ‘what’ again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherf*cker! Say ‘what’ one more Goddamn time!”)
— His outburst from A Time to Kill. (“Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!”)
— And Snakes on a Plane, of course. (“I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!”)
What else do you think needs to be included? I’ll be buying this on day one.
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