The 10 Greatest Games for the Apple II

6. Castle Wolfenstein. This game was not cartoony. It felt like serious, grown-up entertainment. The day our Apple IIe came to life and barked “halt!” at me, in a credible German accent? That day I knew fear.

7. Star Blazer. I loved Scramble in the arcade, and this was a totally playable take on the side-scrolling, shoot’n'bomb genre. Oh, the cat-and-mouse games I played with that damn tank. It’s been a long time, old friend.

8. Wizardry. Actually, Wizardry kinda sucked. I mean, it was a good idea. Combine D&D-style gameplay with computer graphics, and what do you get? How bad could it be? Well, it was actually pretty boring. But still sort of awesome. I mean, D&D plus a computer! Come on!

9. Battlezone. I spent the summer of 1981 in a pub in Oxford pumping their weird foreign coins into a Battlezone machine and yanking the bejeezus out of its double-joystick controls. How stunned was I when a couple of years later, it turned out I could get back into that weird wireframe world through the portal of our Apple IIe.

It was a strangely serene world. Everything was smooth and perfect and platonic. You wanted to hang out there even if there was no one to shoot. Later we moved onto Stellar 7, which was a souped-up clone. That was even better.

10. Archon. The idea behind Archon, as far as I can tell, was to take the holographic chess game they played on the Millennium Falcon, where the pieces fought each other for real, and duplicate it on the Apple II. It work. If I actually liked chess, and didn’t suck at it, I would have enjoyed Archon a lot more than I did. But it was still great.

Honorable mentions to Escape from Rungistan and also Bilestoad, which was a bizarre medieval combat game in which you viewed the combatants from directly over their heads. It looked unbelievably cool. For the 4 seconds before it hung on our machine. I put a lot of thought into imagining the lifelike virtual axe combat I would engage in, if I only had a little more RAM.

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  • http://loonyboi.com/ loonyboi

    I suppose you disqualified Prince of Persia for the same reason you didn’t count Zork? That’s probably my favorite from that era.

    My favorites were mostly text adventures like Zork, Hitchhiker’s Guide, A Mind Forever Voyaging, Suspended, etc. Also Sierra adventure games like King’s Quest/Space Quest.

    Also great: Aliens. Oft forgotten, but man, that game was amazing.

  • http://www.twitter.com/leverus Lev Grossman

    I didn’t hear you say YEAH!

    actually I’m so old I think Prince of Persia showed up too late for me. I was in college by then. it probably belongs on this list, but I just never played it.

  • grape_crush

    No love for Oregon Trail…

  • gratiaplena

    Man, I miss the old IIe. I used to spend HOURS playing Epyx Summer Games, and text-based RPG called Eamon, and King’s Quest.

    Wait, no, I played King’s Quest on my dad’s IBM PC Jr. Which he bought at Egghead. Anyone remember Egghead?

  • http://www.twitter.com/leverus Lev Grossman

    I think we could get school credit in junior high for playing Oregon Trail. That immediately disqualified it from being fun.

  • keirapelican

    If I could get Strategic Conquest for my PC, I would be playing it right now instead of reading this blog.

  • omahalawyer

    I spent WAY too much time playing Sierra’s games, as well as AutoDuel (the Car Wars computer game), Ultima, and HHGTTG. I can never remember if I was playing on a IIe, IIc, IIgs, original Mac, or 8086 PC because my father was the manager of the local Heathkit (later Heath Zenith) store, and was always swapping/upgrading/selling our home computer (the first of which I helped solder together — it was cool to have a dad who was a former avionics officer in the USAF). I really liked creating new levels in Lode Runner — some of which were highly suspect. On an an unrelated note, one of my older brothers spent so much time playing Defender on our Atari that he would play only looking at the small navigation window at the top of the screen and block the rest of the screen with a pillow. Oh, those were the days!

  • grape_crush

    Oregon Trail was a First Person deer shooter, historical RPG, and it allowed me to waste time in class legitimately! That sorta hat trick is an epic win for me…I remember having so much fun on that Apple IIe.

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    Stellar 7!!! I totally forgot about that game. We never had the Apple II, but did have the Mac SE (the original iMac). We’d spend countless hours playing “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego”.

  • http://www.twitter.com/leverus Lev Grossman

    I probably played Stellar 7 for 6 months before I realize that the proper way to parse “Warplink” was probably “Warp Link” and not “War Plink”

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    Plus ten for knowing how to play Choplifter, but minus several million for timeliness…

  • http://cartersamuels.wordpress.com jsamuels14

    this post just blew my mind. and the youtube videos are classic. i played all these games but i really lost myself in a iie game called “fahrenheit 451.” and you cannot sleep on “dr.j vs. larry bird” by ea sports!!!!! that was the all time best.

  • http://cartersamuels.wordpress.com jsamuels14
  • dennitzio

    Dude, you have a couple of hits (esp. Choplifter), but the top ten you forgot that I couldn’t stop playing:

    #1: Ancient Art of War (tie)
    #1: Bard’s Tale series (tie)
    #2: Karateka
    #3: Taipan
    #4: Zork Zero (came with a coin!)/Time Zone
    #5: Pinball Construction Set
    #6: Swashbuckler
    #7: Depth Charge (ASCII version)
    #8: Flight Simulator
    #9: Wizardry series
    #10: Pirates!

    One note: I switched to Mac in 1988, so I *could* remember playing one on that instead.

  • http://allenthehusband.wordpress.com/ Hutch

    Was I the only person that played The Magic Candle? Straight out of the Ultima genre, but the story was wonderfully crafted and I think it nailed the mechanic of the RPG.

  • henrymiller404

    Auto Duel, Anyone? What about Sundog?

    Taipan had an interesting glitch in that if you borrowed money from your brother, was it? then paid him back more than you owed, you could get rich from only the negative debt and the rate at which it grew

    A lot of the RPG’s were fun to hack with a sector editor, too… hmmm… long time ago…

    and don’t forget brick-out? break-out? shipped on the System Master Disk…

    I also did a hack to sample audio through the joystick port digital inputs… it basically timed 0-1 and 1-0 transitions and toggled the speaker accordingly… this gave sampled audio at about the same quality as the Wolfenstein audio samples…

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