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Spider-Man The Porn Star? Further (Hilarious) Proof That A Spidey Reboot Is A Terrible Idea

By Allie Townsend | @Allie_Townsend | January 25, 2010 | +

Look at what your Spider-Man shenanigans have caused, Sony.

How could you dare the children of the world to imagine a film worse than the last? Because not only did they find your “gritty” reboot, they actually made it.

(More on Techland: How to Kill a Superhero Franchise In 20 Easy Steps: Spider-Man Edition)

We’re hoping these kids have very little idea of what they’re talking about, and would also like to caution the following: mild sexual content, men in leotards and dinosaur assault.

You might want to rethink that possible Spider-Man role, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

(via urlesque)

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  • http://yanguang.wordpress.com Yanguang

    That was.. fairly disturbing.

  • braktalk88

    Proof positive. ANYONE can make a movie.

  • timothydillian

    For the makers of this film: I suggest a quick & effective education in the fraternity system followed by a carreer in GOP politics & possibly the governorship of S. Carolina.

  • mimsysnark

    I feel…unclean after watching that. How old is that kid???

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