Spider-Man The Porn Star? Further (Hilarious) Proof That A Spidey Reboot Is A Terrible Idea

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Look at what your Spider-Man shenanigans have caused, Sony.

How could you dare the children of the world to imagine a film worse than the last? Because not only did they find your “gritty” reboot, they actually made it.

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We’re hoping these kids have very little idea of what they’re talking about, and would also like to caution the following: mild sexual content, men in leotards and dinosaur assault.

You might want to rethink that possible Spider-Man role, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

(via urlesque)

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