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19 Rejected Names For The Apple iPad

By Matt Selman | January 28, 2010 | +
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iPod OB

The Starbucks Attention-Getter

iTouch Maximum

iMac Minimum

Apple Newton v2.0

iPlacemat

The Procrastinatrix

Whammo Novelty Throwing Square

Zune Blaster 3000

Matthew McConaughey’s Virtual Bongos

Crotch TV

One More Thing For Your Kids To Endlessly Bug You About Then Break

$800 Coke Mirror

iTheKindleCanSuckItBitch

The Netbook of Sauron

Space Screen of the Future Future FUTURE!!!

iFeminine Napkin

Finally, Another Dealie To Play Solitaire On!

Steve Jobs’ Lapsturbator

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  • Mike Williams

    The Procrastinatrix. Genius. (but not Genius Bar)

  • dennitzio

    iCanCheckIMDBWhileWatchingTVWithoutSquinting

    iPadded (for kids)
    iPaddy (for Irish stereotypes)
    iPadre (for Latino dads)
    iPaddle (for cardiac patients)
    iPaddington (for Trainspotters)
    iPadua (for bitchy girls)

  • crispy

    $800 Coke Mirror

    Imagine the possibilities… ruler app for the perfectly cut line, snort and simultaneously text your dealer if you’re running low, Scarface running on the media player for an interactive experience.

  • kabong30

    I think Matthew McConaughey’s Virtual Bongos has real potential in the app store.

  • http://twek.wordpress.com Kevin

    What?! You forgot “Macsipad”? https://twitter.com/brian_tong/status/8301136583

  • redheadfred

    Zune Blaster 3000 XD

  • http://findjeffandsusan.com Jeff

    I would buy a Matthew McConaughey’s Virtual Bongos app

  • http://loki970.wordpress.com loki970

    Haha thats an expensive coke mirror. better have a built in scale for that

  • Brew

    Techland needs more Matt Selman.

  • dennitzio

    Brew is on the nose!

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