Love At First Byte: Your Nerdy Valentine’s Day Guide

Valentine’s Day is stupid.

It’s for saps who find value in the fact that they can brag to friends/co-workers/the Facebook universe all about the stupid hoops they forced their significant other to jump through just to prove their love is true, Hallmark style. Barf.

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Still, I’ll never cross a holiday off as a total loss, except maybe Columbus Day, so if you’re bound to the stupid Cupid festivities, maybe we can help make it a bit more bearable. So look your nerdy sweetie in the eyes, tell them, “You had me at Halo” and embrace the silliness. Besides, any excuse for chocolate is okay by me.

Talk Nerdy To Me: The Top Five Sci-Fi Date Movies

1. Goonies

There is something comfy about a childhood favorite, and Goonies is such a beloved part of geeky cinematic history, you can go no wrong here. Let the happiness and Data’s one-liner’s fill the room. It’s fool-proof.

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2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Not every sci-fi enthusiast will submit themselves to a film unworthy of Sundance, geeky or not. If you must meld the two, Eternal Sunshine is as poetic as it is quirky and romantic. Jim Carey and Kate Winslet produce beautiful performances and the film just oozes with the meaning of love, once the complexities are stripped away.

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3. Stardust

This movie encompasses every emotion that makes movie-going great: adventure, heroism, romance, evil and Robert De Niro dressed as a gay pirate. Get over yourself and embrace Stardust for what it is, purely a great time. (Trust me, she doesn’t want to see Requiem on this date. No. She. Really. Doesn’t.)

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  • dmj23

    From perhaps the quintessential Valentines day episode from the Simpsons:

    “Romance is dead – it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.”

  • Allie Townsend

    Ah, the wisdom of Lisa Simpson.

  • http://twitter.com/thepeterha Peter Ha

    *tear* “Valentine’s Day is stupid.” I’m so proud of you, Allie.

  • tereglith

    “Valentine’s Day is stupid”

    I must agree, even the candy is crap. Enough of these chalky “b mine” hearts! Get me some Cadbury Creme Eggs already!

    Every year in Middle School, people gave out valentines to everyone in the class. I put mine in a black folder with a graphically depicted removed heart. It was quite amusing to see the reactions.

  • Allie Townsend

    Thanks, sensei.

  • masurix

    What? No! Valentine’s Day is awesome! Some how, some way, we get a day where we get presents, a fancy dinner, and spoiled all day long. At least I do.

    I know a lot of people talk about, “Valentine’s Day is 365 days a year for us!” but we all know that’s BS. I shall receive my yearly V-Day tribute like the once-a-year-for-24-hours goddess I am, thankyouverymuch!

    (Also, I love those @ earrings.)

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