The Crazies Review: A Jolt to the Gut, Brain, Country (B+)

I’ve tried to omit most major spoilers for this review, writing in a more general and all-encompassing fashion. I’ve clearly marked out the one paragraph below where we engage in a half-detailed plot analysis.

George A. Romero’s The Crazies was all about America’s growing distrust of its government. Opening in theaters amid the insanity of Vietnam and only two months before the Senate officially started holding hearings on Watergate, it presented three different lines of reasoning as to why our government and armed forces were not just fallible, but could well make a bad situation much, much worse. First off, our leaders would not hesitate to drop men with guns on unsuspecting Americans if order ever collapsed. Second, any people in government who would morally object to martial law would be brushed aside by those “just following orders.” And finally, in the process of sending in the ground forces, the action would likely spark a revolt that was far worse than whatever chaotic situation those forces were trying to contain.

As Americans, we have a love-hate relationship with authority, dependant on the government to help when the going gets tough but terrified about their ability to trample our civil liberties. Romero’s The Crazies toggled between such extremes, contrasting the well-meaning bureaucrats with the terrified – and terrorized – citizenry, as seen through the scopes of military rifles. (More at Techland: Breck Eisner, Crazies director, talks Romero)

If the 1973 Crazies is more interesting than it is scary today, then the 2010 Crazies helps to skew that love-hate dichotomy towards something closer to hate-fear-survive-at-any-costs. In the ‘70s, we were grappling with a government that was starting to encroach ever deeper into our lives; in this new century, however, we can be watched, tracked, eavesdropped and killed all via drone or satellite. The balance between the individual and the state is less a tug of war today than one of David vs. Goliath.

So appropriately enough, it’s the slash-and-burn ferocity of the 2010 The Crazies that is most startling (and ultimately most haunting). From minute one, we sense the imbalance between this cheerful and naive Anytown, USA, and the cold and calculated national government lurking overhead, underwater, and on all sides. There is always a larger drama playing out in the background that we only see glimpses of, that the characters (and the audience) fail to fully comprehend, or anticipate. Actually, in hindsight, this is what I loved most about this very good thriller: There are a couple scares that have to do with bloody stares and blood-curdling screams, but the far more terrifying aspect of this production is how quickly the ground is yanked out from under our heroes’ feet. Law and order ceases in the blink of an eye. One wall is peeled away, to reveal a far more terrifying proposition lurking behind it.

And then another.

But now I’m just fawning. Here’s my quick synopsis, with the only major *spoilers* I’ll divulge (and really, this film should be seen knowing as little as possible): The calm and quiet of Ogden Marsh is shattered by two incidents that are so unsettling they rattle the otherwise unflinchable Sheriff David (Timothy Olyphant). A man with a shotgun walks onto a baseball field, with a crazy look in his eye – the same look that David sees later outside a burning house, where a man has just killed his wife and child in the blaze. David locks the second man up in the jail, only to discover that as the hours drag on, his face takes on a more and more demented appearance. Something is clearly poisoning this former husband and father, resulting in violent outbursts that have already taken the lives of the two people who mattered to him most. David’s smart, far smarter than we initially expect, and he starts analyzing what could be causing this breed of mass psychosis. Like any smart investigator, he starts with the water supply, and on a trip out to investigate the body of water that provides the town with H20, the film suddenly – and abruptly – cuts to overhead satellite imagery. They are being watched. A quarantine begins, and as David discovers that the cell phones are dead and the internet has been deactivated, the plot veers further and further out of his reach. This isn’t about him versus the infecteds anymore; soon black SUVs are on the streets, soldiers are on the ground, David is being taken into custody, people are being shot, and citizens are rebelling by any means necessary. *End of major spoilers*

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    Steve, you rock.

  • mimsysnark

    Great review! Until reading this, I didn’t know anything about “The Crazies” but what I saw in the previews on TV. I thought it looked really cool, but also worried that it would turn out to be just another slasher/zombie flick, as cool previews tend to have a way of ultimately disappointing.
    So, I had no idea this was a re-make of one of Romero’s flicks. I’m really glad to see such an enthusiastic review from you, Steve, and now I can’t wait to go see this. Thanks for the analysis!

  • bignumone

    I agree, you sure make it sound great. But tell me two things. Would it be just as good on a large screen TV, or do you need to be in the theater? If theater, which I should see first, Legion or The Crazies?

  • Steven James Snyder

    Thanks mimsysnark! Now I only hope it lives up to my analysis. I might be reading a little too much into this, but I was really startled here by the swift way in which this whole world broke down….I’ll be interested to hear if you think some this analysis was warranted, or a little overstated. I stand by my words tho!

  • Steven James Snyder

    Hey bignumone! Good to hear from you again. I wonder what Peter thinks of these questions…he saw it with me. This one MIGHT work on a big-screen TV. Though I think half the reason of going to a theater is not just for picture quality but for the lights going down, and really taking some time to focus on a story and get lost in it. THAT might be the reason to see this one in the theater, to get wrapped up in its rhythm. And the rush of the crowd. As I said, there are really 2 or 3 scenes that are sort of hardcore horror, and our audience definitely tweaked.

    I would have probably given Legion the grade of B or B-, even though I kind of dug its retro mentality. So I would probably say this one.

    Though there WERE a couple cool widescreen images in Legion…of the angels showing up, of the first firefight…..but there are plenty of cool huge images in CRAZIES too. I’m thinking the satellite imagery…

  • http://twitter.com/thepeterha Peter Ha

    Crazies isn’t so much an action movie that you need to see it in a theater, but it’s totally worth it. There are a handful of scenes that definitely need to be scene in a theater. And I enjoy watching scary movies with a bunch of strangers that jump and gasp at random times.

  • bignumone

    I know what you mean by the “theater experience”. I never enjoyed an action movie so much as when I watched Live Free or Die Hard with a buddy of mine who couldn’t sit still through the action. I was LMAO as he jumped and squirmed like my wife did when I took her.
    So Crazies it is. Legion can wait for the rental…unless I get really bored one day and my wife and kid are busy.
    BTW, I am totally hooked on your site. Whether I think your reviews are right or wrong, it sure is fun “discussing” them with you and others.

  • http://twitter.com/thepeterha Peter Ha

    @bignumone that’s all we can ask for. thanks for sticking around.

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