The Crazies Review: A Jolt to the Gut, Brain, Country (B+)

As I hinted above, it’s the speed at which all this happens that left me wide-eyed. And the real horror is how quickly a sunny day in the suburbs can turn into a scene of merciless martial law that we would typically associate only with the era of the Iron Curtain. (More at Techland: Flipping through the Crazies comic books)

This is complete and utter anarchy with every person out for himself, as the idealistic American dream gives way in real-time to the darker impulse of self-preservation. And Romero (serving here as executive producer) is no doubt proud of the ways in which this telling emphasizes the dispassionate disconnect between government and populace. His Crazies was partially about government as both savior and devil. But Breck Eisner clearly sees something far less balanced in this era of pre-emptive wars and Wall Street bailouts. The halls of government don’t lead to Main Street any more; if Main Street was ever wiped off the face of the planet, surely the corporation contributions would keep trickling in.

There’s a definitive moment here, in which David, his wife and his deputy are all speeding down a highway to safety, where we begin to comprehend that the government is every bit as dangerous as the infected/zombie-types. There’s a close encounter, where David fights and claws his way to escape from the crazies, only to realize that waiting around the next corner is a military missile with his name on it. When the going gets tough, it would appear, the government’s priority is only to restore order. If that means cracking a few eggs, then that’s the collateral damage they deem acceptable. (More at Techland: Percy Jackson and the all-time best child superheroes)

The marketing has made this movie look like a bloodbath, and there’s plenty of gore to go around. But even the violent scenes refuse to play out in the way one might expect. A woman stands in a barn, in front of the swirling blades of a combine near midnight, and I was positive that we were about to see a body torn to shreds. Similarly, that guy with the shotgun in the baseball stadium (who we’ve seen in all the ads) doesn’t wreak the sort of havoc we initially expect. Eisner has something far more insidious up his sleeves, and he knows it; He doesn’t go for the routine shock tactics, and the film’s smarter as a result. Combine his respect for the audience with his insistence that the story move at a sprinter’s pace, and I found myself lagging behind for a change. I was trying to catch up, to understand what was happening to these infecteds, why the government showed up, what the fallout of the rebellion might be, and whether or not our heroes might also just be the film’s biggest villains. As they try to get around the barricades, could they in fact be spreading this disease further? Through the very last shot, the implications grow wider.

The Crazies is universally ugly. Ugly zombies kill people in ugly ways, while the healthy people resort to ugly tactics in hopes of evading a military behaving in the ugliest fashion fathomable. It’s terrifying any way you look at it, but impossible to dismiss. Post-Katrina, post-Great Recession, our love-hate relationship with the government has skewed towards the latter. There are a lot of people who feel like we’ve entered an era of every man for himself, and The Crazies is a horror film made about – and for – them. It takes our worst fears about modern America and runs with them, right to the brink.

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  • Allie Townsend

    Steve, you rock.

  • mimsysnark

    Great review! Until reading this, I didn’t know anything about “The Crazies” but what I saw in the previews on TV. I thought it looked really cool, but also worried that it would turn out to be just another slasher/zombie flick, as cool previews tend to have a way of ultimately disappointing.
    So, I had no idea this was a re-make of one of Romero’s flicks. I’m really glad to see such an enthusiastic review from you, Steve, and now I can’t wait to go see this. Thanks for the analysis!

  • bignumone

    I agree, you sure make it sound great. But tell me two things. Would it be just as good on a large screen TV, or do you need to be in the theater? If theater, which I should see first, Legion or The Crazies?

  • Steven James Snyder

    Thanks mimsysnark! Now I only hope it lives up to my analysis. I might be reading a little too much into this, but I was really startled here by the swift way in which this whole world broke down….I’ll be interested to hear if you think some this analysis was warranted, or a little overstated. I stand by my words tho!

  • Steven James Snyder

    Hey bignumone! Good to hear from you again. I wonder what Peter thinks of these questions…he saw it with me. This one MIGHT work on a big-screen TV. Though I think half the reason of going to a theater is not just for picture quality but for the lights going down, and really taking some time to focus on a story and get lost in it. THAT might be the reason to see this one in the theater, to get wrapped up in its rhythm. And the rush of the crowd. As I said, there are really 2 or 3 scenes that are sort of hardcore horror, and our audience definitely tweaked.

    I would have probably given Legion the grade of B or B-, even though I kind of dug its retro mentality. So I would probably say this one.

    Though there WERE a couple cool widescreen images in Legion…of the angels showing up, of the first firefight…..but there are plenty of cool huge images in CRAZIES too. I’m thinking the satellite imagery…

  • http://twitter.com/thepeterha Peter Ha

    Crazies isn’t so much an action movie that you need to see it in a theater, but it’s totally worth it. There are a handful of scenes that definitely need to be scene in a theater. And I enjoy watching scary movies with a bunch of strangers that jump and gasp at random times.

  • bignumone

    I know what you mean by the “theater experience”. I never enjoyed an action movie so much as when I watched Live Free or Die Hard with a buddy of mine who couldn’t sit still through the action. I was LMAO as he jumped and squirmed like my wife did when I took her.
    So Crazies it is. Legion can wait for the rental…unless I get really bored one day and my wife and kid are busy.
    BTW, I am totally hooked on your site. Whether I think your reviews are right or wrong, it sure is fun “discussing” them with you and others.

  • http://twitter.com/thepeterha Peter Ha

    @bignumone that’s all we can ask for. thanks for sticking around.

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