And Here’s the New Iron Man 2 Trailer

This trailer is great because it is a new trailer for Iron Man 2: The Dark Nights and the old trailer makes me think it is going to smell like my Grammas bathroom after my Uncle Dmitri comes out but now I see this and I think it will be more like when a girl asks me if she can get pregnant from sex in a butt and I dont know what to do so I say “okay” (and she didnt not get pregnant. SWEET!)

The beggining of this trailer is so inspirational to me because Sherlock Homes flies into a Justin Timberlake concert and there is a American Flag like General Pattons movie and I get tears because it is my dream to do the same thing except my arrival will be more sweet because Amedeus and Emmanuel will do flying Jason Statham karate kicks behind me while I talk to my fans.

One things that is great about this new one and not so grat about this old one is that I am like “why a fuck is no one shooting The Wrestlers threw his wips because he has no fucking armors dumb fuck shit nuts!?” but now they show me that it happens in a Monacos so I am like “oh it is because they are in a France with the pussies who is a bitches who are scared of whips and who dont like guns.” The movie makers did so much research for that part I am impressed.

I cannot tell what they are saying because they have not yet invented a babelfish at altavista.com for movie tralers but i dont need to no because they have a new suit for Mister Watsons who is now black and he has a gatling gun on his shoulder so best actor goes to him and best suit with a gun on the shoulder goes to IM2:TDN. Then there are other robots and they fight in a pond. Okay!

Scarlet Van Wilder looks so short and ugly but for some reasons my boners got so big and now I have to go to the bathroom really quickly. Okay I am back. Then there are so many fast shots of things I cant not follow because I am still hanging over from my Chimays that Soren gave me yesterday.

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Nice cant wait to see it ;-)