And Iron Man’s Scarlet Witch Is…

Olivia Munn!

According to AceShowBiz, 29-year-old Munn (G4 Network) will portray marvel’s Scarlet Witch in the upcoming Iron Man 2 flick. I don’t know much about Munn, except for that when I Googled her all I saw was her backside and her make outs with women … which means she’ll be perfect for the part.

Move over, Megan Fox! There’s a new talentless tart in town.

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  • adreas0

    Don’t be to hard on Munn, I like to think that she’s more talented than Megan Fox. I mean, she’s actually been on screen for years and has more going for her than just her looks, though, her looks don’t hurt her case.

  • masurix

    Alright.

    You’ve riled me.

    First of all, Olivia Munn is neither talentless nor a tart and you need to check yourself for casting such aspersions on your fellow females. We get enough of that from the guys.

    Secondly, she’s a well-known figure in the gaming/geek world of the internets and if you don’t know who she is, you’ve tipped your hand that your covering culture you aren’t actually a part of.

    Don’t be catty and do your homework. Yeesh!

  • khomedy

    Perhaps doing more than looking at a few pictures might stretch your journalistic skill as the Techland intern. Perhaps heading over to Hulu and viewing a few clips of Attack of the Show (G4 Network) might have been too in-depth for you.

  • braktalk88

    From all the trash this Allie person talks: Tart is as tart does. Takes an expert on the subject to know I guess.

  • Allie Townsend

    You’re right, guys. She really is a serious actress. I should be nicer.

    Oh, and here’s a picture of her licking something: http://actionflickchick.com/superaction/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/olivia-munn-licks-apple-tv.jpg

    Yup. Full of class, that one.

  • khomedy

    Taking a picture completly out of context is fun!
    You should go work for Fox News next.

  • mrtanaka

    Allie is 100% correct on this one. Olivia Munn for one is not some kinda icon in the gaming community beyond being funny for the wrong reasons. I could never stand her due to the fact there are plenty of knowledgable and hot hot, gamer chicks. Munn’s the type that’ll mispronounce the names of game characters that have been well known for 20 years, like street fighter characters. Which is kinda one of those unforgivable offenses since the game audibly says the names. Get over it , shes another classless tart, she’s merely not fat, she isn’t that fine even. Ahe’a just another one of these semi decent lookin chicks presented to lonely gamers that can’t speak to actually hot women. I call it the Chobot effect

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