Zombie of the Week: “Wait Wait … Don’t Eat Me!”

I think we can all agree:  As far as the world of fan fiction goes, you spend more time slushing through the typos and wordy-porns to really consider it worth your time. But sometimes, you come across a gem that gives you just a little more patience to press on.

This week’s Zombie of the Week hails from one such gem, a hilarious parody of NPR’s Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me! written by fan fic author Nestra.

(More on Techland: Zombie of the Week: Plants vs. Zombies)

This phony NPR broadcast brings us the much-speculated topic of a zombie apocalypse and infuses it with the broadcast’s weekly on-air guessing game. Only this time, as humans grow scarce, the interviewee is Steve, the former investment banker turned undead amidst the chaos. His simple macabre responses mixed with the upbeat tone creates the great comedy of this week’s zombie must-read. (For the full piece, click here.)

Wait, Wait … Don’t Eat Me

CARL: From NPR and Chicago Public Radio, this is Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, the NPR news quiz. I’m Carl Kasell, and here’s your host at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago: Peter Sagal!

PETER: Thanks, Carl! Hello, everyone! We’re going to be cutting our show a little short today, because, as you may have heard, there’s an apocalypse happening! But we didn’t let the election of Barack Obama stop us, and we’re not going to let the zombie hordes stop us either. After the show today, myself, Carl, and the panelists will be taking our families to the secret underground NPR bunker, and no, you can’t come. I bet you wish you’d donated more during that last pledge drive!

PAULA: Sure, rub it in.

MO: The mug with the NPR logo was just too appealing.

PETER: To play, give us a call at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That’s 1-888-924-8924. Our first and only listener-contestant is on the line. What’s your name?

ZOMBIE: Brains?

Subscribe to Allie Townsend on Facebook
Related Topics: miscellany, mmmbrains!, npr, zombie apocalypse, zombie of the week, zombies, Gaming & Culture
  • Latest on Techland

    Jared Newman/Techland

    The 12 Best Android Widgets for 2012

    With all due respect to smartphone apps, sometimes you don’t want to open a new program just to get some quick info or perform a minor task. That’s where Android widgets come in handy, bringing the functionality of those apps right to the phone’s home screen. But not all widgets are wonderful. Some are glorified app launchers, while others are downright ugly. Here are the 12 best widgets that no discerning Android user should be without.

    The Thermostat WarsSlate

    Soulo

    Review: Soulo Converts iPad into Karaoke Machine

    Karaoke lovers typically fall into two categories: Those who enjoy it, and those whose arms have to be twisted to get up and sing in public. Enter Soulo, a software and microphone kit that can turn an iPad or other Apple device into a karaoke machine. It gives you instant karaoke in the privacy of your own home, or wherever you carry your Apple gadgets. That’s the idea, anyway.

  • mimsysnark

    Wow! Truly brilliant parody! Thanks for sharing this. I download the “Wait, Wait..” podcast every week, and this captured every aspect of it perfectly, and hilariously! Best zombie fic I’ve ever read.

  • Allie Townsend

    Haha. Me too, me too.

    Glad you liked it.

  • braktalk88

    It was just a joke. Now reading the word *PORN* I’m tempted to see why it’s everywhere. You’re like a bad influence or something.

  • tereglith

    The Obama Lighstaber joke is awesome. I remember those pictures.

blog comments powered by Disqus