Cryptids: The Elusive Bigfoot

Is Bigfoot Really Just A Big, Dumb Animal?

Man beats animal, animal beats insect, insect beats smaller insect, and so goes the circle of life. Something like that. Part of the problem with the search for Bigfoot is that some people tend to think of Bigfoot purely as an animal without enough intelligence to evade humans so well that humans don’t consider Bigfoot to be an actual, real, scientifically identifiable creature.

According to The Convoluted Universe, Volume 1 by Dolores Cannon, Bigfoot may be much more than a primitive animal.

“Any mountainous area where there are snow-capped ranges has this creature. And this creature is extremely shy and afraid of men. It’s psychic in the way that it can sense other creatures from a great distance. Usually they hide whenever they sense other creatures. These are related to man in a way. They’re kind of like man’s little brothers. They are developing intelligence and this planet is capable of supporting more than one intelligent species, if the currently dominant intelligent species will allow it…

…When this species reaches its full potential, it will be equally intelligent as man, but in different ways. And both species will have to do a great deal of adjustment to deal with each other. Because this species is lacking the violent streak that is in man, they are extremely sensitive and shy…

…But they do a good job of hiding. They live all over the planet. They are in the very high remote mountains, as well as the deep rain forests of the tropical areas of the planet. They have adapted to differing climates and altitudes, but they prefer the isolated areas.”

Now, all that may be fact or fiction (or a little of both) but if you consider the possibility that it’s got some basis in truth, it makes it easier to see why these big dumb animals aren’t actually as dumb or animalistic as people assume. It also helps explain why few humans ever see Bigfoot.

Bigfoot may be more similar to Chewbacca than anything else. If Chewie (“The Chewb” as my wife calls him) wanted to disappear into the middle of nowhere and cut off all contact with Han, he’s probably smart enough to do it. But can Bigfoot pilot the Millennium Falcon? We’ll probably never know.

Why Are There Any Sightings At All?

The mystery surrounding Bigfoot that nags at me the most isn’t whether or not Bigfoot exists, but why certain sightings occur at all. Clearly the creature wants to stay away from humans, yet there are countless sightings of Bigfoot crossing roadways in front of cars, for instance. Some of those sightings may merely be cases of misidentification but assuming some of them are actual sightings, it begs the question of why Bigfoot would ever get close enough to humans in the first place. Let alone cars! Cars! Loud, dangerous cars!

More potential answers from The Convoluted Universe, Volume 1:

They don’t actively seek out man because they’re afraid of him… So they shy away from man. But they like the food that man has…

…They make clicking sounds and noises like animals do. But they have telepathic capacity that is much stronger than man has presently developed. Quite frankly, speech is a most limiting thing. Each individual word that we say to another being is understood only by that being’s frame of reference of what that word means… When you have telepathic communication, then you are communicating what you’re thinking. It is much, much broader than verbal speech…

…They pick up on the emotional environment. They can read intuitively or telepathically people’s auras, or people’s surroundings. If they felt they were to be abused, this would cause negative reactions. Also, if they were being cornered. And most, whether it be man or beast, do not like to be cornered.”

So using that logic, if Bigfoot can sense people’s intentions it might actually explain why certain sightings occur and, furthermore, why nobody’s ever shot or captured Bigfoot. It may be that Bigfoot can sense that a particular human doesn’t pose a threat, which leads to sporadic sightings here and there since Bigfoot’s perhaps not as apprehensive around non-threatening humans.

That, and the food. We do have excellent food.

Related Topics: bigfoot, cryptids, cryptozoology, Misc
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  • thebonafortuna

    I love it. So the argument for Bigfoot existing, yet eluding us, is that he’s telepathic – but he still looks like a big ape-man-thing. I humbly submit Bigfoot is the product of a love-union between Deanna Troi and Worf. He somehow came back to earth in Star Trek IV when Kirk was looking for whales and has been making his way across the lower 48 ever since.

    I’m not sure how to explain the “clicking sounds and noises”, though. That’s the one part the author obviously got wrong. Everything else sounds plausible. Someone get the Mythbusters so they can stamp approval on this baby.

  • tereglith

    I don’t think that Bigfoot would even need to have ESP to explain all this. It’s sort of like the Florida Panther – there are many sightings each year, yet, living in Florida, I’ve never seen one. there just has to be a relatively small population of creatures that are hungry for human food in a remote area to explain sighting patterns like that. And, of course, the habeas corpus argument can always be refuted by positing that the Bigfoots are emotional enough to bury their dead.

    Also, the sightings you site occuring in Florida are probably of the Skunk-Ape rather than an actual Bigfoot. The Skunk-Apes are more primitive and Orangutanish, and much less ursine in appearance than Bigfoot, and as such are usually considered a different sort of cryptid.

    If this is going to become a semi-regular feature, then coolio. I want Nessie next. (As you may have guessed, I’m something of an armchair cryptozoologist)

  • http://twitter.com/thepeterha Peter Ha

    You so crazy.

  • http://mkgoods.wordpress.com mkgoods

    Ok, lets say Bigfoot is telepathic and great at eluding humans. But the Big Foot species (would we call them Big Feet?) certainly die. Why are their no bones? No trace, no skulls, nothing?

  • pparenteau

    The telepathic sense seem to be far fetched to me. No offense. If ESP was part of their everyday life we would never see them unless they allow it.
    What if they simply have an extremely sensitive sense of smell or hearing? That could explain the rarity of sightings. With the obligation of being downwind to some creature the chances of surprises are remote. Those encounters can be reduced to a small amount of sighting if the creature is moderatly intelligent and knows how and when to hide. The lack of bones could be explained by ritual cannibalism with burial of the remains. I am just throwing ideas here since I am not an expert in anthropology. If there is more discussions about Nessie I am up for it. Cryptozoology is a hobby of mine. With Bigfoots sigthings accumulated over the last hundred years and Nessie over an even longer period (800 years I believe, gotta check) It really begs the question, how many are required to maintain a healthy species over a long enough period of time without becoming an every day sight?

  • http://timejinx.wordpress.com timejinx

    bigfoots too smart for us now?

  • baronvonschmidt

    mkgoods – re: your question as to why we have not found any bigfoot(feet) bones…..

    There is a very simple and logical answer. It is because there has only been ONE “Bigfoot” and he has been alive over 5000 years. Bigfoot is Cain. The very same Cain from the bible who kills his brother Abel and becomes the first murderer in history. God said that no one would kill Cain and put a mark upon him.

    Genesis 4:15
    And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.

    We know the people prior the flood were much larger than people are now and it seems very reasonable that making Cain incredibly hairy would be a mark that would identify Cain immediately (even from a distance) so that no man would kill him.

    His punishment was for the earth to no longer be able to be gardened by him for food and that he was to be a vagabond and wanderer forever.

    12When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

    THIS is why people have ONLY seen ONE “bigfoot” instead of two, a family group or “bigfoot children”. This is why there have never been bones found. And this is why there have been sightings all over the earth (except for Hawaii it seems ;-) )

    Now some may mock this “theory” but tell me, do you have anything else that can answer the questions above that makes more sense?

    Baron von Schmidt

  • olij80

    If people really wanted to catch a glimpse of Bigfoot, they should buy a bunch of those candid cameras that deer hunters buy to track deer. It takes a picture of whatever walks by the camera, day or night. Just place them in the areas that have had the most sightings … just a though …

  • http://thebusmeister.wordpress.com dcarlino11

    Bigfoot is blurry, and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he’s fuzzy, get out of here.

    -Mitch, the late great, Hedberg

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