Broadsword Handle Umbrella Glove Slaps All Other Umbrellas

There’s not much that’s inherently cool about umbrellas, but there’s a lot that’s cool about broadswords. Mix an umbrella and a broadsword together and you’ve got a combined level of coolness that’s somehow equal to more than the sum of its parts.

Available from ThinkGeek for $40, the Broadsword Handle Umbrella features a two-handed grip made of faux metal and “leatherette,” plus a carrying case with shoulder strap for that true sword-drawing experience. The umbrella opens to almost three and a half feet in diameter, or use it when closed to jab at people who stand too close to you on the subway.

Either way, this is an item that can and should be carried year-round. You’ll likely find it to be somewhat of a conversation piece.

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  • thebonafortuna

    Finally an umbrella for the die-hard William Wallace fan! But will it stand up the the unrelenting winds of Boston?

  • http://www.twitter.com/leverus Lev Grossman

    kind of … want. die, rain, die!

  • http://paulsrandomstuff.wordpress.com Paul

    Looks cool, but I bet you’d have problems if you went around carrying it on your back.

  • tereglith

    I’d have to mod the strap so that I could wear it at my waist.

  • http://theuselessinformationfile.wordpress.com wolvenspectre

    OK, the DnD nerd in me can’t help myself

    That is a Bastard Sword at the most, but the design is also very close to a Longsword. Broadswords are 8 to 10 inches wide and weighted towards the end, so it is often bigger the further you get from the hilt.

    There…. relief.

    ;-)

  • http://theuselessinformationfile.wordpress.com wolvenspectre

    Oops.. I meant 6 to 8 inches… must have been thinking of the hilts.

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