Apple iPad (Wi-Fi) Review: Spork Edition

“What am I going to do with this thing?”

This is what I’ve been thinking about since I first laid hands on the iPad back in January in San Francisco. While the rest of the Internet bitched and moaned about the lack of this (camera) or that (SD card slot/USB port/etc.), which I couldn’t care less about, I wondered what developers could possibly do in a matter of 8-10 weeks. After all, the iPad is only as good as the apps that are built for it.

Someone on Twitter said it was the equivalent of a spork yesterday (I can’t seem to find who said it, so apologies to that person for not properly crediting them) and I couldn’t agree more.

Friends and family alike will tell you that my ardor for it over the weekend was quite sickening. But the magic has worn off and I can see clearly now that it’s unclear where the iPad fits in the grand scheme of things. Sure, I love the ABC app if only for the main purposes of being able to watch Modern Family in the bathroom, kitchen and bedroom, but what else?

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I’ve said this since January and I’m sticking with it. Apps will determine whether or not the iPad is a success. Not sales figures. For now, iPad specific apps are decent but not great. This will change over the course of the next six months and I’m sure we’ll be blown away like we were when the first crop of augmented reality apps were being demoed for the iPhone 3GS. There are smart and intelligent people out there building amazing apps that we’ve yet to dream about.

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I find zero pleasure in hammering a machine to find out just how long it will last under extreme conditions. I don’t do that. The iPad easily goes a full day with sporadic use and intermittent sprinklings of “hardcore” use. If you want a range then I guess 7 to 11 hours sounds about right. Recharging a dead battery takes about four hours if that stat is of interest to anyone.

So what if I have to re-enter my Wi-Fi password once or twice? It’s annoying, sure. These things will resolve themselves in due time.

No matter what size the screen is, on-screen keyboards will never adequately replace physical keyboards, but the landscape layout hasn’t stopped me from doing what I need to do. I can probably type just as fast on the iPad as i can on a real keyboard. I am, however, constantly looking down. Oh, and why isn’t the apostrophe key on the top-level?

The App Store for the iPad is a bit difficult to navigate and unless you know what you’re looking for, you might not find it. Aside from the Top Charts section, I don’t know where to go to find cool apps. This minor gripe will soon be fixed, I’m sure. For now I’ll tinker with Netflix, Scrabble and the Marvel Comics app. Oh, I might actually start to cook thanks to the Epicurious app.

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If I didn’t already stare at a computer screen for over 12 hours a day, I might be able to read iBooks for longer than an hour. I found myself curling pages as I do with paper books, but it just wasn’t the same. The texture and sound aren’t there. If I only I could take this to beach where I plan to be all summer. Curse you, Sun.

On Monday, I was feverishly tapping away at my laptop on the couch with the iPad inches away. When I came up for breath, I looked at both and couldn’t figure out why I hadn’t been using the iPad the whole time. I desperately want the iPad to replace my laptop when I’m on the couch or in bed. I might want to have kids some day, but my laptop says no. The transition hasn’t been easy and sometimes it’ll sit on the couch untouched for hours. I fear change.

When I’m at home I just browse the Web. Mobile Safari does a bang up job, but I wish it supported tabs. Maybe iPhone OS 4.0 will allow such shenanigans. Also, any time a new page is opened, Safari defaults to Google Search rather than the URL bar. It’s kind of annoying.

Speaking of iPhone OS 4.0, I’d love to see multi-tasking. And would it be too much to ask to swipe through the Calendar instead of tapping a button? Just sayin’.

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Taking care of e-mail in the morning is significantly easier on the iPad than it is on my iPhone. What a difference that added column makes. The two column system is wonderful and makes navigating the Settings app a breeze. But it hasn’t eliminated the need to dive through multiple levels before, say, turning Wi-Fi on and off.

I’ll most likely purchase a 3G model later this month because I quickly learned upon exiting my protected network that the iPad becomes somewhat useless without a data connection.

It’s hard to whip out the iPad in public and not look like a complete elitist asshole. I constantly hover over it and eye would-be thieves or those I think might want to steal it. It’s uncomfortable. I need LoJack or maybe I’ll just leave it at home.

Will it change your life? Spend some intimate time with one. Find a friend that has one and spend more than 15 minutes with it. Don’t go to the Apple store unless you have to. It’s different. Not quite “magical” as Steve put it, but different.

So, what am I going to do with this thing? I’m not going to create mass amounts of content with it. Twitter doesn’t count and I’m a shit artist so the SketchBook Pro app is lost on me (it’s really, really good, BTW). It won’t replace my laptop or iPhone. It really is a spork that could change the way we think about personal computers, but not until there are some decent apps. It’s unclear what I’ll do with it or how to best utilize it, but I can’t imagine not having it anymore. I’m sure it’ll come to me sometime down the road. In the meantime, I’m going to watch Star Trek and catch up on Digg Nation on this big beautiful screen while I file this story from 35,000 feet on my way to Cupertino for tomorrow’s press conference.

Sent from my iPad

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  • gum0nshoe

    You should really be upset with Apple if you can’t find enough Apps. For all of their excuses, the reason you don’t have anything to do on it is because a lot of websites that use flash don’t work now. And why? Because Apple takes a %30 cut on every app it sells and to allow other free alternatives would drastically reduce its profit margin. A smart business move, but one that ultimately hurts the consumer. Why not just wait a few more months for a more open product, like the HP slate that’s going to come out?

    More info on why Flash isn’t on it, or why its a mystery to Adobe is located here: http://www.cultofmac.com/adobe-theres-no-flash-on-ipad-because-apple-is-protecting-content-revenue/28564

    Obviously its on an anti-mac site, but in this case it doesn’t make it less true. I’m not the type to buy into fanboyism or hating, but the I-Pad is just an example of a product that is pretty and closed to give a “sanatized” internet to its users for the sake of profit. I fully expect other companies like Microsoft (punching the little guy in the face) and Google (stealing copyrighted work) to try and get away with their own travesties as well.

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  • bignumone

    I am sorry to hear you have buyers remorse.
    But if you need hope, I really didn’t like my iPod touch for the first few weeks I owned it. And then I started to discover the cool things it could do.
    Please keep reporting on your experiences, I really want to know what you think. I held off on buying one because: #1 I really want to wait for G2
    #2 I heard an interesting take on impulse buys of this sort…I shouldn’t buy something I don’t need with money I don’t have to impress people I don’t like.
    Not that I don’t like tech geeks, I just don’t need to impress anyone…part of the reason I passed on the BMW Z3M. (Just kidding on the last part)
    I wish I knew someone that has one so I could try it out for a few hours. I wonder how it will compare to the HP slate.

  • http://twitter.com/thepeterha Peter Ha

    I don’t have buyer’s remorse. Like the iPhone, it’ll take time for really good apps to show up. Until then, I’ll be using this to cruise the Web and watch videos.

  • http://nttrgrs.wordpress.com nttrgrs

    Being a student late in life I hope that all student literature and research articles could be used on an iPad where text could be highlighted and notes could be scribbled in the margins. If pages could be tagged and found easily that would also be such a great use of an iPad. I would love that functionality for my master thesis!

  • gminnj

    There’s GOT to be a camera in the next generation or two, as well as a few other improvements. Since you and others have pointed out that this is a “nice to have” device rather than a “must have,” that’s why sales won’t be as high as they could be for this generation.

    People who want one (like me) feel that we can absolutely wait a year or two since it isn’t filling a pressing need.

  • http://twitter.com/thepeterha Peter Ha

    Why do you need a camera?

  • bignumone

    @Peter Ha: “I don’t have buyer’s remorse.”
    Cool, it just sounded like you did. I am looking forward to hearing more about the thing from you. Including intelligent (as always) comparisons to competitor’s products.
    @nttrgrs, you are absolutely right! That would be a GREAT addition to the iPad. You wouldn’t be a programmer by any chance would you? I’ll bet you could make a ton with that. Law school students alone would pay for your next degree!
    Finally, @gminnj, I agree with Peter, I don’t see the value in a camera on the thing either. On an iPod touch or iPhone, maybe, but this is way to big to go out shooting pictures with. And if it did have a camera, it would be so scaled down I doubt it would be worth the added expense and size (and battery drain, and fragility, and…)
    But we all have our wishes, don’t we?

  • doubleang

    @Peter Ha: I dont think it necessarily needs a camera, but at least offering to accept an SD card or something would be a good idea. would be handy to be able to transfer and upload pics, vids, etc. some other way than uploading to a site, switch devices, and then to the Ipad.
    @gumonshoe: I agree. The flash thing is really a problem for me. Its a deal breaker ladies.

  • doubleang

    Oh, also, re: the screen glare issue… Apple obviously marketed this thing well to instantly take market share away from the Nook and Kindle, but the glossy screen is gonna be a problem. I dont even like reading glossy pages in a starbucks if light is coming through the window.

  • http://twitter.com/thepeterha Peter Ha

    @double Apple does have that camera accessory but it would have been nice to have it built-in. I wouldn’t be surprised to see it in the v2.

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