Lady Falls Off Wii Fit Balance Board, Now Has Nymphomania

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A 24-year-old woman apparently fell off her Wii Fit Balance Board and the injuries she sustained resulted in “persistent sexual arousal syndrome,” according to UK tabloid Daily Star. Sensational! Far be it for a tabloid to print sensational news (*cough*). This story must be 100% accurate.

Amanda Flowers was diagnosed with persistent sexual arousal syndrome by an actual doctor “and now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on,” according to the article.

Of note, the Wii Balance Board measures just over two inches high. That must have been some fall.

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