Well Kick My Ass: The 5 Best Moments of Kick-Ass

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Kick-Ass pulled in a decent haul at the box office over the weekend, and I saw it for a third time in New York’s Union Square. I think I might have loved it even more the third time around the bend.

That said, the audience seemed to have quite the mixed reaction. I was sitting next to a group that laughed almost in synch with me – as director Matthew Vaughn skewered everything from high school comedies to superhero showdowns (bazooka and all). But there were also several points in the film where you could tell only a third of the audience was laughing, and there were some who weren’t quite sure how to take the sarcasm, or the fact that a 11-year-old girl is slaughtering bad guys. (More at Techland: Read our Kick-Ass review)

I sat there once again, though, with a big dumb smile on my face. I absolutely love this movie, and I think I’ve identified my five favorite moments. Wondering how they stack up against yours:

5. The Knifing of Kick-Ass

I know it’s gruesome, and pretty shocking, but this is really the moment that spins the movie on its head. Our hero’s bought the suit, he’s talked the big talk, but he gets knifed within seconds of going out on his first mission – in brutal fashion – and we suddenly realize this boy is in way over his head. Being a superhero here clearly isn’t anything like what we’ve see in most big-budget thrillers. And while it’s a downer, this is the point at which Vaughn can take the movie in just about any direction he wants. In one swift slice, all bets are off, as to what’s going to happen to our everyday hero. This is the moment that knocks us out of our routine expectations. (More at Techland: The 10 hottest iPhone games)

4. Going For the Breasts

Dave gets the girl, FINALLY, and the first thing he does is go for the breasts. It’s such an awkward gesture, but it’s so gloriously naïve and in keeping with the character of this loser who has never been with a woman before. The whole sequence is achingly funny, but also perfectly timed: Kick-Ass, our hapless hero, manages to screw up even the sex scene.

3. Nicolas Cage, Burning

I’ve seen the movie three times, and cried a bit each time. The scene in which Kick-Ass and Big Daddy are beaten and set ablaze is horrifying. And the way it plays out – with the fire being struck halfway through Hit Girl’s counter-assault – makes it even more shocking. Hit Girl seems to be taking control of the situation, and we start to think that everything will work out just fine, but then the fire’s lit, and our laughs suddenly turn to shock. Things are not going well. Big Daddy’s death is not only heartbreaking, it fuels the rest of the film in a believable way. Even Kick-Ass, the loser, can’t hold back any more. Too much blood has been spilt because of him, and he owes too much to Hit Girl. So he saddles up for the final brawl, only seconds after Cage utters his final syllable.

2. Hit Girl’s Grand Entrance

Isn’t her introductory shot one of the greatest grand entrances you’ve ever seen? Razul is getting ready to kill Kick-Ass and then, BLAMMO, a spear through the chest, he falls to his knees, and then collapses to the floor, revealing behind him the potty-mouthed little purple-haired warrior. Her presence is totally unexpected, and then completely inescapable, as she systematically destroys the whole room full of drug addicts and goes on to steal the movie.

1. Skyscraper Joy Ride

Most superhero movies can’t quite sustain a full two hours of action. By the time they get to a bloated final showdown, we’re ready to go on our merry way. But there’s something about Kick-Ass that not only keeps us engaged through the jet pack, and the bazooka, but then also through the joy ride that follows, among the skyscrapers of Manhattan. I love that Vaughn pauses here to really bask in this moment: Kick-Ass and Hit Girl have destroyed their enemies, they have proven their mettle, and now the high school loser and fatherless she-devil have their moment in the sunrise, soaring above the Brooklyn Bridge. The fact that this scene can run as long as it does, even after the villain has been killed and the mission has been completed, is a testament to how much we care for the characters, and their moment to relish.

Nine movies out of ten would have seemed gratuitous here, but the fact that we want a moment to celebrate right by their side kind of says it all: Kick-Ass is the real deal. What did you think? Breakthrough? Overhyped? Offensive? Do tell…

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