What Would Make V Worth Watching Again?

Season 1, Episode 9 “Heretic’s Fork”

“I can help you. I can do a story on it.” Maybe my frustration with V lies in the fact that it really does have potential. I’m no crusading Chad Decker, who by the way, breaks about every journalism ethic out there, but last night my inner dialogue was seething while the show spiraled further and further away from help. Instead of ripping through last night’s episode, I decided to actually note what changes I think could have been made to make V worth watching.

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1. Make Hobbes Less of a Cliche

The episode opens with Erica, Hobbes and Father Jack “question” the human sniper who is picking off members of the Fifth Column (secret alien resistance group.) The captive is bound and hanging by his arms, and of course, Hobbes is beating information out of him. I wonder if he learned this in pseudo-bad guy school? Hobbes’ bullish character exists to be the counterpoint to Father Jack, but enough with the reiteration. We get it. He’s a loose cannon. What I’d rather see from Hobbes is a street savvy crook with past wounds. So far, this character has no depth and is only around when someone needs to be killed killed, shot, or screamed at effectively. Plus the Hugh Jackman look-a-like is pretty obvious. Nice try, ABC, but what we loved about Wolverine is his tortured back story and his love for one Jean Grey. Give this character a point and I think we’d love him.

2. Put Father Jack Up Front

I’m drawn to the dilemma Father Jack is facing as the road to alien hunting gets bloodier. He’s a priest which means he’s probably not that in to killing, and yet, he’s got to protect his flock, not to mention his planet. If it were me, the unlikely duo of Jack and Hobbes would be the center force of this little anti-Visitor troop. I think with more dialogue, the relationship between the two characters could really be something. Plus, I think it would open up a chance for a tiny bit of – gasp! – humor, which could drastically improve the bone-dry personality of the show. Also, who can’t wait to see a priest blow the head off of an alien?

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3. Sack Elizabeth Mitchell

I know it sounds harsh. I loved her as Juliet in LOST, but as the pathetically inept FBI agent Erica, she makes me want to scream. I just fail to see the reason that she exists as a focal point for this show. Even her dialogue in the show is so laughable at times. It’s pretty clear that the show’s writers have no idea what she’s doing there, either. Since V‘s start, she hasn’t done one thing to advance the plot, and the relationship between her and her misguided teenage son Tyler is absurd. She continues to lie to those around her, especially her son, to “protect them” and then cries while her son walks off with aliens. What mother in-the-know would let her impressionable young son walk off to dangerous aliens? She’s not playing it cool, she’s not playing at all. Other characters to sack: Chad Decker and maybe Val – all of her freaking out has gotten annoying.

4. Concentrate on Ryan.

To me, Ryan’s plot line is the only one worth watching at the moment, with maybe the exception of Anna’s daughter Lisa, but we need to see what’s instore next week before I can say for sure. Ryan is an alien who has lived in secret inside the human population for years. He’s a good alien. They’re bad aliens. This story has a great core. I like his  “change of heart” back story, and I’m hoping he continues to grow into a bad alien hunting machine. He, along with Father Jack and Hobbes would make for a great band of good guys.

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5. Promote another good alien.

Now that Erica is history, I’d like to see another Fifth Column member become a big player. What about promoting Ryan’s doctor friend (currently on the run with Val) as another alien in hiding. Perhaps her adopted son could be Tyler? This would give the story more urgency, raise the stakes a little.

Or, if that wouldn’t work, what about Joshua, the Fifth Column member working right along side Anna? He’d make for an dynamic key player, for sure. Is he out for vengeance? Just grown fond of the humans? I’d like to know more about him, he’s interesting. I’d rather see another good alien with a lot of screen time, because it will make for a better battle when this thing comes to a head and it’ll make more sense as Lisa ultimately starts to switch sides.

That’s the list. Maybe V is beyond saving, but in my head, this is the show I want to watch. What do you think? Any more good ideas to add to the list?

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  • http://freemantim.wordpress.com freemantim

    To save Father Jack the V injected him with the R6 stuff….Ryan should be able to detect (smell, alien x-ray/Predator type vision) and realize that Father Jack could end up either becoming a V or synthesized as a food source. That could make for a nice confrontation between Jack and the other anti-Vs.

    I agree that Hobbes is just too convenient a character right now. My guess is ABC will try to make him go all berserk on the V in a Wolverine-style montage with the V blades. Meh. Make him original as you say, or at least give him a more fleshed out story.

  • Rorschach

    Nudity. That’s pretty much it at this point, this show is so bad.

  • richardsrussell

    Anna: “We have kidnapped George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Scooter Libby, and Dick Cheney, and we will pluck out their eyeballs and eat their livers 1 per episode unless ABC rises to #1 in the prime-time ratings.” It would be the perfect approach-avoidance technique.

  • appsbyaaron

    I think the writers aren’t sure where to go. I was particularly frustrated with nothing really happening. I feel they’re trying to draw everything out way past it’s need to be drawn. One whole episode focused on lizard-babies and it all comes down to Hobbes just letting his girl leave?? Really? No fight? He killed two V’s AND dealt with a soldier to protect her and she STILL doesn’t trust him? W/e.

    There is supposed to be a time when the V’s will eventually take over or whatever but there needs to be more focus on that. Why are we wasting time with fixing nonexistent aneurysms that seem to turn Chad hellbent on pleasing Anna by finding 5th Columns. Even HE says it may not have even been a threat.

    What needs to happen is a blasting of V’s on live tv to show SOME kind of actual tension. So far it’s all about 6 people on the whole planet.

  • bignumone

    V is still on TV? They didn’t cancel it because I gave it 3 “thumbs down” on Tivo?

    What could save it for me? Emergency change in writers, directors, and most of the actors!
    And I like Rorschach’s idea, but with-out new people writing the stupid thing they would just make the wrong people nude (ick).
    Maybe they should look at the “Halo” pseudo-trailer (honestly, what should I call it?) to see what would make it better.
    Right now, I would rather watch re-runs of Gilligan’s Island than this garbage. (It makes Craprica look like high art!)

  • http://sambaknights.wordpress.com Guilherme Machado

    That’s exactly what I was waiting to not start watching that show.

  • Allie Townsend

    @Guilherme – That was smart

    @Everyone else: Does no one else like my idea of “Father Jack: Alien Slayer”? Maybe we could call Joss and get him to produce the spin off.

  • Rorschach

    I think Father Jack needs to die. He serves no purpose whatsoever. I’d save Erica, at least Mitchell can act.

  • coldshowers

    I’m with Allie on the Father Jack idea. You could do a lot with the religious tensions/grey area of an alien killing machine.

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