Why The New Ford Fiesta Will Save Your Ass From The Zombie Apocalypse

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Welcome to ‘Zombie of the Week,’ folks, where each week we’ll present you with a different brain-eating member of the undead that has captured our fancy. There is no methodology to our Zombie Awesomeness meter, just our own piqued interests. Got a zombie we should see? Comment below. No zombie is too small, too short-lived, or too gross.

How to make a car seem like a viable purchase in today’s troubled economy? Show them just how useful the thing can be.

In this ad for Ford’s new Fiesta, we learn how car keys can be the difference between life and having our innards devoured. While I would agree that sometimes a few seconds is all you have, I would like to point out that that zombie moves a little too fast for your average hobbler. (Just sayin’.)

(More on Techland: The Zombie Combat Manual: How to Kick Some Undead Ass)

So, what have learned? When confronted with a zombie in the woods: run, and pray like hell you own this car.

Touche on your scare campaign Ford, touche.

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