Warning: Teen Werewolves Spotted In San Antonio

This reeks of Stephanie Meyer.

Apparently, Texas teens are calling themselves werewolves now. (Fantastic.) The kids, wearing canine-ish contacts, fangs, clip-on tails and more emo-pride than lives in Edward Cullen’s hair, belong to “wolf packs.” They howl, bark and just hang out like normal kids do, man. But they’re werewolves.

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One mother says she’s proud of her son. (Yes, that is a boy.) And well, hey, great for her. My biggest question: Where are the vampires and when do I get to see a rumble?

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  • tereglith

    Yeah, these kids totally need to go to New Orleans and have a smack-down drag-out with the people who think that they’re vampires (I saw them on this one 20/20 episode). Film it, and you’ve got a gazillion% better version of New Moon!

  • case10005

    We wonder why kids are getting out of hand in this day and age. The child should be taken away from his mother and given a solid education.

  • http://alistairblackwater.wordpress.com alistairblackwater

    ah this is hilarious…
    silly kids man.

  • hoopla

    you know it kind of sucks how werewolves and vampires used to be cool and fun… Now if you have anything to do with them you are either for or against twilight. Remember when vampires were thsoe pale guys with capes and pointy teeth that turned into bats? yeah those were the days… :D
    oh well!

  • http://mystiqueserenity.wordpress.com vivzie

    WIERD!!!
    WHY COMPLICATE YOURSELF WHEN YOU CAN BE SIMPLE…
    RATHER THAN IMITATING WOLVES OR WHATEVER THEY SHOULD’VE DONE SOMETHING WORHTWHILE AND STOP WASTING THEIR MONEY FOR THOSE STUPID CONTACT LENSES, METAL GEARS WHATEVER, EYELINERS AND SOME SICK WEREWOLVES TAILS…OVER EXPRESSION OF ONESELF IS SO SICKENING…I KNOW YOU EXIST BUT THAT’S TOO MUCH!!! (SIGH!)

  • noconfusion

    I don’t see why it’s a big deal. They’re teenagers, they do stuff adults don’t do. They’re not harming anyone, so who cares?

  • http://ezggiggles.wordpress.com ezggiggles

    I understand they aren’t hurting anyone right now. But, they could get carried away with this whole “I’m a werewolf.” BS they’re doing right now. I know a guy who claims to be a werewolf. I made him mad 2 years ago and now he’s trying to use every outlet to ruin my life. It starts as a small attention seeking plot and then blows up into something bigger. This guy isn’t even in high school anymore. He graduated last year. He has the whole long hair thing going and he growls at me when I walk by. He threatened to bite my tires one day because I rented a movie. I’m just saying these kids need a mental checkup. What’s going to happen is it’s going to get out of hand one day. What is that mother going to do when she gets a call from the police station saying her precious little son is a suspect in some off the wall crime? Eustis, Florida is a perfect example. They had a group of people that claimed to be vampires and now every last one of the people in the group is in prison for murder. And what’s to say these kids won’t wind up the same way?

  • miloballs

    vivzie, the caps lock is located to the left of the keyboard generally between the tab and shift key. Learn it, love it, use it. I don’t care if they’re not hrting anyone, these kids need to be smacked. If you walk up to me, growl and tell me your a werewolf/vampire I will punch the stupid 20 dollar fangs right out of your damn mouth. And when you look up at me, tears filling your eyes, I’ll tell ya, “Welcome to the real world son.”

  • iregisteredjustforthis

    Looks like I’m going to need more silver bullets.

  • http://theslateblank.wordpress.com/about/ Taylor Cleary

    I’m with noconfusion on this one.

    These kids don’t need a “mental checkup”, like ezggiggles seems to think.

    Everyone did this kind of thing when they were young; these kids just chose an older age to do it. They’re not crazy, and they’re not “mentally unsound”.

    If anything, they’re just dorks who’re using a popular fad to be the center of attention.

    Who didn’t?

  • dawnschilde

    I feel *so* sorry for these kids. I mean what a pity, really.

  • http://lorddanegerous.wordpress.com lorddanegerous

    poser furries?

  • srrobinson936

    this is justn an expresion. they are trying to discover who they are but there taking a bumby road. Everyone need to get off their backs because it’s there lives not yours. If they get into trouble the police will handle it. They are not hurting you or anyone so far. They are just another created group in highschool. everyone should know about the groups the jocks the preps the druggies the goths and now the pack. they are basiclly goths with more imagination. just because you dont like it doesnt mean they cant so what if they like wolves some people like drugs and women. everyone has some type of hobby and this is theirs, so just let it go. and leave them in peace like they where before everyone knew about them.

  • aggielover

    I agree, these self claimed “Teen wolves” are in fact getting out of control with all the suicides and shooting rumors going around our Northside schools. But as you can obviously see, these kids have problems. They’re victims of bullying and our society does not see that, they see these kids just being obsessed with the “Twilight” series when yes that may be true, but at least they are standing up for what they believe in and are showing their uniqueness. Yes, it is indeed a weird way to show it, through a tail and all, but if they wanna be who they are and are completely aware of themselves and content then let them be. Who are you to judge? Nobody. These kids have mental problems to think suicide is the answer when is clearly isn’t. But people should not be talking about them in a bad way because they are as human as we are and deserve to be accepted. The shooting rumors are probably false, if they were true, the shootings would have already happened..but have they? Once again, NO!
    So how about we stop being bullies and at least help these kids who are in much need of our assistance not our criteria.

  • http://ookamishoujo.wordpress.com ookamishoujo

    Okay, i am a member of the Crimson Blood Wolf Pack (Wolfie’s my Alpha <3) and, really?
    Yes, there are MANY kids in the Pack that decide to join just to be with Wolfie or because it's "the new thing". But Wolfie, me, and a couple others are true Wolves. We wear the tail to make ourselves and the Wolves we may see, comfortable. It symbolizes us. The boy in that video is Dei (R.I.P.Adrian Manley AKA Deikitsen) He was a very close friend to many, especially my brother. I am VERY appalled that you would say "yes, that is a boy" about him. I'd be careful of what you all say about us. Sick humans. Just because you can't handle someone being different doesn't mean you should beat up on us. We never hurt you, did we? Nooo.

    Aaaaaaaarrrrrrroooooooooooo!!!
    -Ookami Shoujo of the CBWP

  • http://sakurakisara.wordpress.com sakurakisara

    I mean no disrepect but they do not act like wolfs not due to twilight they do it for there respect and passion of wolfs, and there belife of being the animal that all man once was I am not part of the pack but I do know wolfie, she is a really good person and I do admit it is intersting to see people you are able to express themselfs as such, but do not stero type them, I am not orginaly from san antonio but, I am guility of dressing up as an animal, but I did not long before meeting wolfie, and was so happy there were others like me, I guess you could say I am a lone wolf

  • http://damaeonnecroseous.wordpress.com damaeonnecroseous

    I say that all of you who are too stupid to face reality need to open your eyes to the fact that not just humans walk around the streets. Yeah they may just be kids but at least they know who they really are. So quit making stupid remarks about things you don’t understand. Werewolves will always be here and so will vampires. We are here to stay so get used to it.

    Aaaaaaaarrrrrrroooooooooooo!!!

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