Warning: Teen Werewolves Spotted In San Antonio

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This reeks of Stephanie Meyer.

Apparently, Texas teens are calling themselves werewolves now. (Fantastic.) The kids, wearing canine-ish contacts, fangs, clip-on tails and more emo-pride than lives in Edward Cullen’s hair, belong to “wolf packs.” They howl, bark and just hang out like normal kids do, man. But they’re werewolves.

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One mother says she’s proud of her son. (Yes, that is a boy.) And well, hey, great for her. My biggest question: Where are the vampires and when do I get to see a rumble?

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[via The Daily What]