Depp Is Cinema’s Doctor Who?

While I get the skepticism anytime the possibility of a Doctor Who movie is brought up – Who else remembers the rumors this time last year about an announcement due at the last San Diego Comic-Con? – I don’t understand just why the idea of Johnny Depp playing the Doctor in a big budget movie, as apparently “confirmed” by Tor.com yesterday, seems to upset some people.

The rumor originated on a now-deleted post from PubArticles which suggested that said hypothetical movie would be written by former Who showrunner Russell T. Davies and focus on a story in which the Doctor traveled through time fighting an alien invasion that came in the form of various viruses, including Ebola and the Bubonic Plague. So far so unlikely – although Davies has come up with worse plots, it has to be said – but the kicker was this sentence towards the end of the piece:

So it was with even greater surprise that movie studio sources confirmed with Tor.com today that, while it can’t comment on possible story elements, the casting of Johnny Depp as the Doctor for a 2012 film is confirmed.

Am I the only person who thinks that – outside of Matt Smith himself – Depp would be the perfect Movie Doctor? A talented, successful actor, known increasingly for playing off-kilter roles with an undercurrent of darkness in kid-friendly movies? Who could be better, seriously? The only thing that would make me happier would be to see Depp’s occasional partner in crime Terry Gilliam direct. It’s almost enough to make me wish that the news was true…

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  • treepeony

    Yeah but…er…Dr. Who is British.

    Johnny Depp, while an amazing actor and proficient in various silly british sounding accents, is not.

    Somehow I can’t see the UK taking this lightly. Surely we could find a british guy who’s just as talented, quirky and vaguely edged in darkness. Richard Grant perhaps?

  • sb226

    or set it in an alternate universe and bring back David Tennant!

  • dreinn

    But is there such a man as treepeony describes who has the name draw for non Who fans? Sure sure, it will pull in fans, but to make it worth the money, they’ll need a big name. And Hugh Grant probably wouldn’t work.

  • jeia56

    I think it would be insulting to Matt Smith if anyone but him played the Doctor in a movie in the near future. Doctor Who is one of the most iconic characters of all time, and I’m sure Matt Smith was honored to be chosen to carry on the legacy. Too replace him with someone like Depp in order to, lets be honest here, make money seems like a slap in the face in my opinion.

  • richardsrussell

    After seeing Seth Rogen cast as The Green Hornet, I wouldn’t put any travesty past Hollywood.

  • Rorschach

    F*** non-Who fans. I usually don’t get angry nerd indignation but I would lose my s*** if anyone but Smith played the Doctor anytime soon.

  • carrionite

    Noooo.
    I really, really love them both, but not together.

  • lilbluebox

    I am both a fan of the Doctor and an admirer of Johnny Depp, but I have to agree with the post above. And “never the twain shall meet.”
    My biggest issue with the rumor is that the utterly perfect British-ness of the show–and its lovely characters–would be ruined by the casting of a talented but very American actor. Secondly, Depp already has a history of quirky characters, and it would be a crime to simply hand him the role because people assume that if he can do one he can do them all. Sorry, Johnny, but Matt Smith IS the Doctor now.

  • redanker

    agree lilbluebox, totally spot on.

    think Depp in Charlie and the chocolate factory? as much as i love Depp, the Doctor HAS to be english.

  • noconfusion

    *The Doctor HAS to be from the UK (as David Tennant is Scottish). :D

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