I’m neither manly enough to open up a bottle with my teeth or smart enough to open one up with a lighter, so the BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt from ThinkGeek would make the perfect belated birthday gift for me, people. But something tells me too many beers in one night with that shirt will leave my chest bruised. How else am I going to get any leverage?
P.S. – Is it just me or does that robot remind anyone else of Bender from Futurama?