33% ($171,850 to $373,650)
You’ve been in the workforce a long time and you’ve got the paycheck to prove it. However, those sagging cheeks and stress-related wrinkles show that you’re no spring chicken. You know what you need? The $88 Face Exercise Mask. You may or may not tighten up your face, but you’ll surely be able to impress people by telling them you paid $88 for it, plus another $20 in shipping fees. Man, that must be one heavy piece of rubber!
