Who Is the Greatest Star Wars Villain?

The Star Wars saga is an epic battle between good and evil. But who is the baddest baddie of them all?

Darth Vader: Force choking is cool and all but it’s not that cool. Did he do anything else in the movies?

General Grievous: Grievous is a lot like Vader but he’s not as smart and that cough is downright obnoxious. His four-armed lightsaber attack is pretty wicked.

Emperor: Lightning shmightling, raisin face.

Tusken Raiders: Savages.

Darth Maul: He may be the only good thing about the latest trilogy.

Anakin Skywalker: “Dude, you already listed Darth Vader. They’re the same person, idiot!” Are they? Think about it for a minute. Who did more damage in the movies?

Jar Jar Binks: &$#@ @%*$#%)* #$5*)@)(*^)#$5 $&@)%(*^&#&@^%

Sarlacc: Have you seen Teeth?

Count Dooku: Lightning bolt, lightning bolt!

Boba Fett: ‘You killed my father!’

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  • lincutious

    How about the deviously evil GEORGE LUCAS! Mwaaa HA HA HA, Mwaaaa! Ha! Ha! To trick us into loving Star Wars and then to ratf#!k the franchise to death is truly the epitome of evil. He makes the rest of the list look like Ewok babies.

  • drad098

    No Grand Moff Tarkin?

    The only guy to blow up a planet?

    A peaceful planet with no weapons?

    And he makes you watch?

    Just sayin’….Tusken Raiders?….

  • tyrantking

    I think you do a disservice to Emperor Palpatine by not calling him Palpatine. He was nasty in the fake trilogy and down right terrifying in the original trilogy when I was a kid.

  • gminnj

    Guys, Anakin kills children.

    Little future-Jedi CHILDREN.

    That is SO evil.

  • charlieromeobravo

    I have a soft spot for the short lived Darth Maul. What a shame he wasn’t around longer. I love the dual at the end of the movie when the three of them are separated by the energy walls and he’s pacing back and forth like a panther.

  • igrokspock

    I’m voting for Sarlacc, edging out Tusken Raiders and Jar Jar on the “why are they on this list” list. I might also point out that the pilot of the third imperial walker from the right in the Hoth battle didn’t seem like a very nice person either.

  • tereglith

    Gotta say Darth Sidious on this one. Creating a GALAXY-WIDE war that kills billions if not trillions of people simply to further your own evil political ambitions? Turning good guy after good guy to the dark side, only to betray them when a better prospect came along? And he kills Samuel L. Jackson!!! If that’s not evil, I don’t know what is.

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    “Think about it for a minute. Who did more damage in the movies?”

    Who did more damage *to* the movies, did you mean?

  • moge703

    No Jabba the Hutt? Who are you people!?

    I think we should also add:

    Lando Calrissian: Traitor? Token? It’s not your fault? AND you steal Han’s best shirt and vest?!

    The Rancor: Eats dancing girls for breakfast. Killed by a door…”Too bad, too bad…”

    Commander Cody: Obi-Wan’s most trusted Clone Trooper…until the T-X corrupts your system with order 66 and suddenly you’re trying to kill John Connor.

    Admiral Piet: Talk about getting ahead by doing less…just wait for Vader to execute your superiors and suddenly your Admiral by the Second Act.

    Midi-Chlorians: They’re in your blood like Herpes.

  • ianislost

    So many choices. ABSTAIN.

  • http://ncjl.wordpress.com/ izikavazo

    Thraaaaaaawn.

  • Rorschach

    Anyone who said anyone but Vader and the Emperor: I hope you literally die. Come on!

    I won Boba Fett clothing. I love Boba Fett. But dude got killed by a blind Han, wtf. I’m not even going to put a question mark there, because, despite the w, there is no what to that question, it’s just me judging you.

    Moge is right. We need Lando and Jabba. Half the reason (a quarter of the reason) Jedi was so off was because lol Lando is a hero now.

    charlieromeobravo right on. I’ve used that scene to describe so many things and never once have I been anything but mocked – most sadly, my programming abilities :( – but I’m right there with you. The waiting to pounce deal is badass. Darth Maul was the poop. I hate the new trilogy, but… yeah, Darth Maul. Double Lightsaber all the way, oh my god.

  • moge703

    @ Rorschach…Boba Fett did NOT die in return of the Jedi. Shame on you.

    He is the only “recorded” person (clone) to ever escape a Sarlacc. His Mandalorian armor (some of which was lost inside the Sarlacc) protected him from the Sarlacc’s digestive…juices. He coerced another being trapped in the Sarlacc who was telepathically connected to make the Sarlacc contract its muscles around Boba Fett, manually igniting his Rocket Pack allowing him to escape and kill the Sarlacc at the same time.

  • Rorschach

    Books aren’t cannon, I never bought into any of that

  • http://truthtruthlie.wordpress.com truthtruthlie

    Technically, though, Anakin killed children after he had been dubbed Darth Vader. He had completely fallen to the dark side, just hadn’t donned the suit yet.

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