Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Me About the Inbred Jedi?

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In a galaxy far, far away in an alternate Star Wars universe, Obi-Wan failed to inform Luke that Leia was his sister. It turns out they did a little more than play tonsil hockey while Luke was recovering from the wampa abduction. Say hello to little Gree-Morr Skywalker.

P.S.- Bonnie, you may not want to watch this (again?), since you’re happily hitched to R2.

The Inbred Jedi