35% ($373,650 and up)
This full-scale pixelated ExciteBike-style motorcycle is one of a kind and totally impractical for actual use, which makes it perfect for you! Plenty of pictures of the build process are available, so you’ll need to commission someone to make one for you and then commission someone else to install a bunch of triangle-shaped jumps all around your neighborhood.
[via Nerd Approved]
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