Paycheck Friday: Purchasing Suggestions For Your Perusal

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79019You’re making a little more money and moving up in the world, which means it’s time for your first robotic ape. This $80 fella’s name is Bananas. 

"Normally a jovial fellow, the ape amuses himself by tap dancing, humming a song, and occasionally breaking wind. However, when his sleep is disturbed or he is tipped over, the rambunctious simian ‘goes bananas,’ pounding his fists, flashing his laser eyes, and roaring menacingly–until he is calmed by a belly tickle."

That may sound frightening, but any robotic ape owner can tell you that it’s pretty much par for the course.

 

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