Uwe Boll Has Killed Superhero Movies

Okay, he hasn’t done it yet, but I’m confident that the Alone In The Dark and Bloodrayne auteur’s next project, Blubberella, will do the job. Twitch has the news – what little there is – about Boll’s next movie, which centers around an overweight superheroine and has the tagline “The first female fat superhero… She will kick major ass – with her major ass.” Alongside Boll himself, the movie will star Lindsay Hollister, Michael Paré and Clint Howard.

I can’t be the only person who thinks that Boll should team up with Kick-Ass creator and self-styled comic shock artist Mark Millar for their collective next project, can I?

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  • chimparzan

    I remember long ago reading an interview with boll in which he said he hated how no one like his new serious movie because of the stigma he had gained from his abominations in the past. He felt that no one gave his new film the chance it deserved. I have always hated his films but it got me thinking that the only one I watched was House of the Dead, a movie so horrible it turned me off to any of his future products. Now with him I feel it was a justified bias, and have no doubt every subsequent movie of his wasnt worthy of the light that made it viewable.

    I feel all this because I read another interview with him where he said video game fans should just be happy a movie is made about their favorite games, it shouldnt matter if the movie has no shred of the source material or if the film was a slight against mankind. After reading Uwe Boll has no one to blame but himself, his terrible films and his own attitude towards them.

  • captainnoble

    I can’t figure out why anyone would fund this clown or work for him.

  • chimparzan

    If I remember right he first got funding from german investors who could write off whatever they invested as a tax exemption. It made it so that no matter how bad the movie did they made money, I dont know if he started out as a director or just got into movies to get people tax write offs.

  • http://kinectedgamer.wordpress.com kinectedgamer

    okay so he really just sounds like a fifth grader trying to write a movie, listen to what he said “The first female fat superhero… She will kick major ass – with her major ass.” Are you freakin serious? People like you should not be allowed to write movies, it’s a total disgrace.

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