December 3, 2010 -
Student Googles Himself, Finds Out He’s Wanted For Murder
I’m surprised no one is asking why he googled himself. Then again, we’re all so vain we’ve done it at least once… a week.
Guess Who? Answer Is Below.
Puppy Plays With Doorstop
We understand this must be the winner of all time wasters this week, but this puppy is so adorable.
Mario and Luigi in Real Life
Prince Peach was getting coffee at the Starbucks down the road, while Wario was gleefully distributing parking tickets to cars parked at expired meters.
Conan Gets Exclusive Preview of Spiderman Musical
Sadly, this song is catchier than the U2 song they previewed a few months ago.
The Best Harry Potter Pickup Lines
Favorites? “I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby… I’m a keeper!,” “Did you say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby,” and “Did you survive Avada Kedavra? ‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.”
Tweeting @ God
Hmm I wouldn’t blame God. What about the Buffalo Bills 2-9 record, Stevie Johnson? Maybe you guys just suck?
Julia Roberts Gets A Huge Payday For Keeping Quiet
This smile was worth a $1.5 million check. Seriously. Time for us to quit our day jobs.
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Guess Who?: It’s Stephen Colbert.