Nikon Patents Gimmicky DSLR Projector, Everyone Groans

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Nikon has filed a patent in Japan for a built-in DSLR projector, which should come in handy should you be the type to always carry a blank wall  in your camera bag. According to a Nikon Rumors report, the image will be projected through the eyepiece of the electronic viewfinder so that “two or more persons can see the reproduced image simultaneously projected on a screen.”

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Check out the preliminary sketches:

This seems more bells and whistles-y than anything, and will likely be utilized as a selling tactic targeted at entry-level consumers (can’t you already see Ashton prancing around?). While projection technology is nothing new, I’m wary of the added weight and bulk that’s likely to deter photo purists, especially since the DSLR arms race is trending towards HD video and more compact camera bodies for portability.

But while we’re at it, here are a few other features that I think Nikon should go ahead and patent for future models. Just for kicks:

  • An MP3 Player that syncs with iTunes
  • A “Clap On!”-activated shutter release
  • An LCD touchscreen for navigation (would actually be pretty cool if it worked well)
  • A pedometer
  • 3D
  • 4G
  • Photo recognition tagging (creepy!)
  • An integrated “like” button
  • A cupcake froster

Anything I missed?

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  • http://13fv.wordpress.com 13fv

    toaster strudel toaster oven, but fashioned like quizno’s conveyor belt toaster.

    more gimmicks! less photography!

  • http://tweettwins.wordpress.com tweettwins

    yes something to heat the coffee, a tissue dispenser, and a tweet generator every time the shutter is pressed and a flickr upload facilty

  • http://scottymc.wordpress.com smcclarin

    So now you can Chimp publically with a buddy!?
    how embarrasing!

    Projector on DSLR is just DUMB unless this is the mirrorless EVIL, in which case would just be the next level up for Amature enthusiast cameras! While your at it paint racing stripes and install a spoiler and some ground effects with chrome lenses and some encrusted rhinestones!

    The 24MP enthusiast digital Camera needs to become a phone its about time.

    for everyone else this is all dumb and un necessary.
    Creative photographers only need a medium format film camera or pony up for a Digital instead of buying a car!

    Its a waste of development for a nitch market that probably bought an Iphone and a pocket prjector and allready has every free app under the sun.

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