33% ($174,400 to $379,150)
Stuffed Unicorn Goat: $1000
So the kids want a dog but you know damn well who’ll be doing all the work. You have to bargain with kids. Tell them they can either have a live dog or a stuffed, dead goat-unicorn hybrid. And if they say they want a dog, just tell them you thought they said "stuffed, dead goat-unicorn hybrid" because the dishwasher was running at the time.
