33% ($174,400 to $379,150)
Giant Swiss Army Knife: $902
Come on. Is this really necessary? A $900 pocket knife that’d never fit in anyone’s pocket? You must be making between $174,400 and $379,150 per year to even consider something like this.
Jealous? Me? Yeah. So? Man, I want one.
It’s got everything: fish scaler, snap shackle, club face cleaner, telescopic pointer (!), ruler, chisel-point reamer, regular reamer—you wouldn’t even need a toolbox or any other tools.
