The Weed Whacking Golf Driver: $39.95
Is it a crime to tidy up a little bit while you’re on the golf course? Of course not. But the last time you tried to sneak a weed whacker onto the course, you spent the morning in jail. Maybe firing it up inside the pro shop wasn’t your finest moment, sure, but when you’re surrounded by uneven blades of grass it’s not your fault for getting overstimulated.
Next time just plop the Weed Whacking Golf Driver into your meticulously organized Rotating Golf Club Bag and, if possible, wait until you get far, far away from the clubhouse before you start manicuring the course.
And don’t let any of the maintenance people see you. You’ll make them feel bad. They mean well; they just don’t have your same attention to detail.
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