35% ($379,150 and up)
Skier Controlled Tow Boat: $17,000
Your vast wealth has come at the expense of alienating all of your friends. No matter! Take friendless water skiing TO THE X-TREME with this $17,000 remote controlled boat.
The 70-horsepower boat is controlled via directional arrows built into the tow rope’s handlebar and is capable of reaching X-TREME top speeds of around 40 miles per hour.
“Who’s driving that tiny boat?!” all the beach babes will wonder. “Surely that’s not a $17,000 remote controlled boat that was purchased by a lonely millionaire to combat a mid-life crisis!”
Shipping adds $700 (not a typo).
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