15% ($8,500 to $34,500)
Umbrella Messenger Bag: $25
Hey there, pretty lady. Multitasking, eh? I didn’t mean to call you pretty in a weird, creepy way—more like in a way conveying that I recognize you as a powerful, confident, movin’-and-shakin’ kind of lady.
I’m really digging myself into a hole here. I’m married anyway. Please don’t tell my wife about this. I BARELY KNOW YOU! I just thought your Umbrella Messenger Bag was cool. It allows you to drink coffee and seal deals concurrently, which other messenger bags can only do during non-rainy instances. That’s all I’m trying to say.