25% ($34,500 to $83,600)
Eco-Otome Toilet Sound Blocker: $44
You’re moving up in the corporate world but those power lunches are getting the best of you. Until you’ve reached Executive Washroom status (they call them washrooms) you’ll need to continue sharing the crap shack (that’s what we call it) with everyone else. But it’s embarrassing!
Luckily, there’s this Eco-Otome Toilet Sound Blocker. How does it block sound? I’m glad you asked. It “makes the noise of a toilet flushing to hide the other noises you might be making.” Pressing the button makes a 25 second-long flushing sound. Yes, 25 seconds. It won’t be weird at all for people to hear someone flushing the world’s slowest toilet 10 times in a row.
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