Back in the day, whoever had the biggest, most awe-inspiring Super Soaker was automatically crowned King of the Block. One of those summers, I was lucky enough to wield said proverbial conch in the form of a high-powered water rifle that I used to blast other kids in the face.
Needless to say, 2010 was a really good year for me.
But this Super Soaker, dubbed the Thunderstorm, takes the cake. First off, it’s battery operated (meaning you won’t have to pump it manually to build pressure). And better still, you refill it with Call of Duty-ish water cartridges (meaning less time spent waiting in line at the hose).
Writers at Gizmodo and Ars Technica suggest that its compact size might make it ideal for dual-wielding, though I’d recommend going single — you know, for all the high fives you’ll be getting.
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