35% ($379,150 and up)
Solar Bikini: $1,000
You spend a lot of time at the beach but no matter how many times you tell the people who work for the beach how important you are, they still won’t install electrical outlets for you. It’s like, who’s beach is this?!
Tell them all to cram it with walnuts without saying a word. The $1,000 Solar Bikini will allow you to recharge your diamond-encrusted Rio PMP300 (Google it!) so you’ll have no trouble listening to the entire hour’s worth of music you’ve got stored on it. That’ll show the damn beach.
And comfort? If you can find a more comfortable fabric than “a series of flexible photovoltaic strips woven between conductive thread and hooked to a USB connector,” I’d sure like to hear about it.
Also, I’m aware that the PMP300 used a single AA battery, not a rechargeable one. The idea is there, though.
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