In observance of the Supreme Court’s 7-2 decision to treat video games to the same First Amendment protection as art, music, and movies, here’s a look at some of the biggest names in violent game franchises.
You may want to cross-reference this list with the games your children already own, or just be on the lookout for any of these titles to breach the parameter of your homestead. Or simply go about your day worrying about bigger fish and how you’re going to metaphorically fry said fish.
Also, funny parenting story: I literally just heard a kid that couldn’t have been more than five years old say the F-word right outside my window. The mom and dad laughed while scolding the child which, in turn, made me laugh.
Have a pleasant day, won’t you?