Paycheck Friday! Purchasing Suggestions for Your Perusal

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It’s Friday! Maybe you just got paid. You could use that money for boring stuff like bills, rent, and food, or you could act like a wonderfully impulsive consumer and spend it on any number of products. Here are some ideas to get you started based on your taxable income bracket.

10% ($0 to $8,500)

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Turbo Tango Aerosol Soda: $2.57

At your income level, opportunities to outclass all your peers come few and far between. There’s hope, though! While all your mouth-breathing associates are drinking canned soda like animals, you can roll into the break room in style with your own can of aerosol soda.

“Oh hey, guys [pfffft]. Drinking soda from a can, huh? [pffffft] That’s cool. [pffft, pffft, pfffffffffffffffffffffffft]. Oh, me? Just some foam spray soda. That’s how I like to drink it. It’s more elegant. [pffffffffffffffft]

That’ll be you. Until you get promoted, of course, which will happen in no time once word gets around that you drink your soda from an aerosol can. Then it’s off to a better break room.

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