33% ($174,400 to $379,150)
Alligator Skin Android Phone: $6,712
You’re keen to see what the smartphone hubbub is all about but you just can’t bear the thought of blending in with all the hoopleheads that “ride the subway” and “raise their own kids” and “chew their own food” on a day to day basis. Those types of activities are more enjoyable at a fantasy camp where you pay good money to “rough it” for a week.
Luckily, there’s this $6,712 alligator skin Android phone from Tag Heuer. It’s got fair-to-middling technical specs but, again, it’s covered in alligator skin. And it’s a smartphone. Those two prerequisites having been met, you’re now free to proceed with your purchase.