35% ($379,150 and up)
Animatronic Triceratops: $350,000
That toddler of yours is so hard to shop for! What do you get for the kid that literally has it all? Does he have a $350,000 animatronic triceratops that measures 20 feet long and weighs more than half a ton? DOES HE?!
If so, congratulations on being a good parent.
If not, I have half a mind to call social services on you. You’re sick. Sick.
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