Of all the questions you might conjure for Apple’s coolheaded retail store employees, here’s one you (and they) probably haven’t considered: What does it take to get booted from an Apple Store?
Walking in with a dog? Ordering a pizza and having it delivered to the second floor? Taking your (very tall) wife on a “romantic” date? Showing up dressed as Anakin Skywalker (you know, as he looked in the original trilogy) and asking someone to repair your broken iPhone? And what about strolling in with a goat (yep, a live goat)? Can you bring that into an Apple Store?
Comedian Mark Malkoff gives each of those scenarios a try to get to the bottom of these all-important consumer mysteries.
Okay, we all know what it’d really take, and yep, I’d probably boot you for shopping in nothing but a tiger-striped speedo, too.
(via Cult of Mac)