It’s Friday! Maybe you just got paid. You could use that money for boring stuff like bills, rent, and food, or you could act like a wonderfully impulsive consumer and spend it on any number of products. Here are some ideas to get you started based on your taxable income bracket.
10% ($0 to $8,500)
Inflatable Fire Hydrant: $15
You’ve finally saved up enough money for your own car, and these jerks (meaning all other car owners) won’t even let you park it outside your building. This is why you can’t have nice things! Or is it?
For just $15, you can ensure yourself a dynamite parking spot just about anywhere—just make sure there aren’t any dogs or cops around. Even cops aren’t that big of a deal—worst case scenario, you’re out $15. But dogs… dogs, man. Dogs do awful things to fire hydrants. Unspeakable things.