28% ($83,600 to $174,400)
Cashmere Walking Cape: $400
Ah, good day to you, Mistress of the Forest. I see you’ve donned your $400 cashmere walking cape. How regal of you. People in Ireland haven’t worn them since the 19th century but you—you, gentle wanderer—have left us all with no choice but to embrace this cyclical fashion trend.
You slough off Little Red Riding Hood cracks like fallen snowflakes upon your meticulously saddle-stitched garment. Its product page promises that it’s perfect for “blustery moors walks or casual downtown strolls.” That is, until someone develops a commercial district right on top of the moors. Then your walking cape will surely be the talk of the strip mall.